EK OH NOES Quickly, I will mail you one. I write it well. And then mail it to you. IDK how I accomplish this since it's late and I barely have a grasp of proper spelling and grammar but... well... at least I can still hurt/comfort eh?
*drapes neon orange blanket over your shoulders* There, there. Remember to breathe. Wouldn't do to have you hyperventilate on us and miss the chance to be envied by all the other fans on the planet. *pats back encouragingly*